Funny Halloween Captions

Funny Halloween Captions For Instagram

Funny Halloween Captions For Instagram here is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them If you are reading this, then you are blissfully unaware what is creeping up behind you. Candy? Dandy. But wine? So fine! Happy Hallo-wine. Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. Don’t be a basic witch. 86% of Americans decorate their houses for Halloween…that means 14% of America is lame. Halloween is, by far, the safest d recognized them. You say witch likes it’s a bad

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