Funny Halloween Captions For Instagram
here is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.
When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them
If you are reading this, then you are blissfully unaware what is creeping up behind you.
Candy? Dandy. But wine? So fine!
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.
Don’t be a basic witch.
86% of Americans decorate their houses for Halloween…that means 14% of America is lame.
Halloween is, by far, the safest d
You say witch likes it’s a bad thing.
I got bite by a vampire and I liked it!
Witch way to the candy?
Are you still standing? A dead man is right behind you. Run! Happy Halloween.
Even those who are merely beautiful on the inside can be adored on Halloween.
How about some boos with that booze?
You are my treat for Halloween, so you don’t need to trick me.
On Halloween the parents send their kids out looking like me.
Boos or booze? You choose!
There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.
Get in loser, we’re goi